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ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

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Kids:
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

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I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

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( louder ):
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

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* OH... *

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* WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? *

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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *

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* ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE. *

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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *

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* IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE
SOMETHING YOU WISH... *

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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *

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* THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH. *

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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *

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* READY?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *

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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *

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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *

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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *

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( laughs heartily )

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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
( plays airy tune )

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and NICKELODEON]

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( with French accent ):
AH, IT IS SUNDAY MORNING
IN BIKINI BOTTOM

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AND IT IS ABOUT TIME

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FOR SQUIDWARD TO PRACTICE
HIS CLARINET.

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SO GET YOUR EARPLUGS READY.

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MMM...

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( smacks loudly )

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I THINK I'LL TREAT
BIKINI BOTTOM

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TO SOME REAL MUSIC.

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( snoring )

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( Gary meows )

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( blasting )

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OW!

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( horn continues blowing )

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GOOD MORNING,
SQUIDWARD!

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WANT TO GO
JELLYFISHING?

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( squeaking )

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HOORAY!

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WE'LL BE
RIGHT OVER.

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( squeaking )

40
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( grumbling )

41
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( knock at door )

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I WONDER WHO THAT COULD BE.

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READY TO GO?

44
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NO, I'M NOT
READY TO GO!

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HE DOESN'T WANT
TO PLAY WITH US.

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NO, PATRICK,
HE'S JUST NOT READY.

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( knock at door )

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READY NOW?

49
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NO!

50
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( knock at door )

51
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( grumbling )

52
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HOW ABOUT NOW?

53
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NO!

54
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HUH?
( knock )

55
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NOW?

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NO!

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( knock )

58
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NOW?
NO!

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HOW ABOUT NOW?

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NO!

61
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NO!
NOW?

62
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NOW?
NO!

63
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NO!
NOW?

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NO!

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WHAT?!

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READY YET?

67
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NO, I'M NOT READY!

68
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I'LL NEVER BE READY.

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DON'T YOU GET IT?

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SURE, WE DO.

71
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WHAT?

72
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( mumbling )

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READY?

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( smack )

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OUT! JEESH!

76
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SHOULDN'T YOU BE
AT WORK TODAY,
SPONGEBOB?

77
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I'D LOVE TO BE AT WORK TODAY.

78
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BUT IT'S SUNDAY.

79
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THE KRUSTY KRAB IS CLOSED.

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HOLD ON A SECOND.

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I'LL BE RIGHT OUT.

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HELLO?

83
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( silence )

84
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AH! ALONE AT LAST!

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( inhales deeply )

86
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SpongeBob and Patrick:
SQUIDWARD!

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SQUIDWARD!

88
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SQUIDWARD!

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( wind howling )

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SQUIDWARD!

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OH, SQUIDWARD!

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SQUIDWARD?!

93
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WELL, HE'S NOT HERE.

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I'LL BET THAT
EAGER BEAVER'S
ALREADY DOWN

95
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AT JELLYFISH FIELDS.

96
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AHA! THEY'RE FINALLY GONE.

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WHAT THE...?

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LOCKED?

99
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OH, NO!

100
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OH, WELL,
SOMEONE WILL REALIZE I'M GONE

101
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AND COME LOOKING FOR ME.

102
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I'LL BE OUT OF HERE IN NO TIME.

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( computer beeping )

104
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HOLY KRABBY PATTIES!

105
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A FROZEN CEPHALOPOD.

106
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( zapping )

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( screaming )

108
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( trancelike ):
I'LL BE OUT OF HERE IN NO TIME.

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GREETINGS, PRIMITIVE.

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SP... SPONGEBOB?

111
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IS THAT YOU?

112
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SPONGEBOB?

113
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NO!

114
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Mechanized voice:
I am SpongeTron.

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WELCOME
TO THE FUTURE.

116
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WHAT?

117
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WELCOME TO THE FUTURE.

118
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UH... THE FUTURE?

119
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HUH?

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( electronic pulsing )

121
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OKAY, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

122
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WHY IS EVERYTHING CHROME?

123
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EVERYTHING IS CHROME
IN THE FUTURE.

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WHA... UH... UH...

125
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OH, MY!

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IMPOSSIBLE!

127
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HE'S LYING!

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( squeaking )

129
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( tires squeal )

130
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HE'S RIGHT!

131
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SpongeTron:
OF COURSE I'M
RIGHT, SQUIDWARD.

132
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JUST ASK MY CLONES--

133
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SPONGETRONS X, Y AND Z.

134
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ARE THE... OTHER LETTERS
OF THE ALPHABET INVOLVED HERE?

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SURE-- ALL 486 OF THEM.

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FUTURE!

137
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FUTURE!

138
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FUTURE!

139
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FUTURE!

140
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THANKS.

141
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NOW, LISTEN.

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ALL OF YOU!

143
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I DON'T BELONG HERE.

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THIS IS ALL
A HORRIBLE MISTAKE.

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PLEASE, WE'VE GOT
TO DO SOMETHING!

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All:
JELLYFISHING!

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( loud static )

148
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DID SOMEBODY SAY "JELLYFISHING"?

149
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HI, PAT-TRON!

150
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J-JUST LISTEN TO ME.

151
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I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE.

152
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I'VE GOT TO GET HOME
TO MY OWN TIME PERIOD.

153
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I GOT TO GO!

154
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WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST ASK?

155
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THE TIME MACHINE IS
DOWN THE HALL, TO THE LEFT.

156
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( laughing gleefully )

157
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( machine humming loudly )

158
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SpongeTron:
OOPS!

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OH, YEAH,
THAT ONE'S THE CAN OPENER.

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BUT TRY THE ONE
ON THE RIGHT.

161
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WELL, I WOULDN'T HAVE CHOSEN
THIS INTERIOR.

162
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OH, WHAT'S THIS?

163
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WELL, IF SPONGEBOB
EXISTS IN THE FUTURE

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I'D BETTER GO TO THE PAST.

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( siren beeping )

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WOW!

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PRIMITIVE.

168
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HAS SORT OF AN OLD-WORLD CHARM.

169
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WHOA!

170
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I GUESS THIS IS BEFORE
MANNERS WERE INVENTED!

171
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WELL, AT LEAST THERE'S
NO SIGN OF SPONGEBRAT.

172
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MAYBE NOW I CAN FINALLY
BE ALONE WITH MY CLARINET.

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( rustling nearby )

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( bang )

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( whoosh )

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HUH?

177
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WHAT?

178
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HUH?

179
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( screams )

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( chomping )

181
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SPONGEBOB?

182
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( yells )

183
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STAY BACK!

184
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( sniffing )

185
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UH, NO THANKS.

186
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( heavy breathing
nearby )

187
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UH... HI THERE.

188
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WELL, I BETTER BE GOING NOW.

189
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( hooting like monkey )

190
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YES, THAT'S MY ARM.

191
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OH, THAT'S SWEET.

192
00:08:08,867 --> 00:08:12,200
( bellowing )

193
00:08:12,267 --> 00:08:14,667
WHAT, IS IT TIME
FOR YOUR FLEA BATH NOW?

194
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( bones rattling )

195
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OH, IT'S JUST
A LITTLE JELLYFISH.

196
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( yelling frantically )

197
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( hooting in alarm )

198
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WELL, I'M GOING AWAY NOW.

199
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AH!

200
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HERE'S A NICE, SHADY SPOT,
AWAY FROM THOSE FOOLS.

201
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( inhales deeply )

202
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( SpongeBob
hooting )

203
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( Patrick
bellowing )

204
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( SpongeBob
screaming )

205
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( zap )

206
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( howling )

207
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( zap )

208
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( yelling )

209
00:08:53,933 --> 00:08:55,967
WHAT ARE YOU
SIMPLETONS DOING?!

210
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO CATCH THESE THINGS--

211
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NOT TORTURE YOURSELF
WITH THEM.

212
00:09:01,933 --> 00:09:04,200
GIVE ME
THOSE LOINCLOTHS!

213
00:09:07,133 --> 00:09:08,500
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

214
00:09:08,567 --> 00:09:09,867
( mumbling )

215
00:09:09,933 --> 00:09:12,667
THIS OUGHT
TO MAKE THINGS GO
A LITTLE SMOOTHER.

216
00:09:12,733 --> 00:09:17,533
( whimpering )

217
00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:19,400
GIVE ME THOSE THINGS!

218
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO CATCH THEM-- LIKE THIS.

219
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IT'S CALLED JELLYFISHING.

220
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( both grunting
stupidly )

221
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AH, FINALLY!

222
00:09:36,967 --> 00:09:38,167
( inhales deeply )

223
00:09:38,233 --> 00:09:43,733
( playing squeaky tune )

224
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( yelling angrily )

225
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( screams )

226
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GET ME OUT OF HERE.

227
00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:02,133
UH-OH.

228
00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:05,900
Machine voice:
Loser.

229
00:10:05,967 --> 00:10:07,333
( bellowing wildly )

230
00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:08,733
( electronic whirring )

231
00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,667
( alarm beeping )

232
00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:27,667
( electronic zap )

233
00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:37,933
( voice echoing eerily )

234
00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,133
( squeaking )

235
00:10:41,733 --> 00:10:43,467
HE'S NOT HERE.

236
00:10:43,533 --> 00:10:45,767
NO MORE SPONGEBOB.

237
00:10:45,833 --> 00:10:47,233
NO MORE!

238
00:10:47,300 --> 00:10:52,600
I MAY FINALLY HAVE FOUND
A PLACE WHERE I CAN BE ALL...

239
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ALONE!

240
00:10:55,800 --> 00:11:00,467
Various voices:
ALONE... ALONE... ALONE...

241
00:11:04,667 --> 00:11:09,567
( voices echoing )

242
00:11:10,500 --> 00:11:12,667
I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!

243
00:11:12,733 --> 00:11:13,833
( panting )

244
00:11:13,900 --> 00:11:16,300
( voices echoing eerily )

245
00:11:19,933 --> 00:11:22,167
WHERE'S THE TIME MACHINE?!

246
00:11:22,233 --> 00:11:23,600
WHERE'S ANYTHING?

247
00:11:23,667 --> 00:11:26,133
WHERE, WHERE, WHERE, WHERE...!

248
00:11:28,767 --> 00:11:30,067
I WANT TO GO HOME.

249
00:11:30,067 --> 00:11:31,067
I WANT TO GO HOME.

250
00:11:31,133 --> 00:11:32,067
I WANT TO GO HOME.

251
00:11:32,133 --> 00:11:33,133
I WANT TO GO HOME.

252
00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:34,367
I MISS BIKINI BOTTOM.

253
00:11:34,433 --> 00:11:36,133
I MISS MY EASTER ISLAND HEAD.

254
00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:38,633
I EVEN MISS SPONGEBOB.

255
00:11:45,067 --> 00:11:48,067
SPONGEBOB! PATRICK!

256
00:11:48,067 --> 00:11:49,433
Both:
HI, SQUIDWARD.

257
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:50,767
OH, I'M BACK!

258
00:11:50,833 --> 00:11:52,067
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.

259
00:11:52,133 --> 00:11:54,233
I-I-I WAS IN SPACE
AND I WENT TO THE FUTURE

260
00:11:54,300 --> 00:11:56,933
AND THEN I WENT TO THE PAST,
AND THEN I WAS NOWHERE

261
00:11:57,067 --> 00:11:59,467
BUT NOW I'M BACK

262
00:11:59,533 --> 00:12:04,500
AND YOU DON'T KNOW
HOW HAPPY I AM
TO SEE YOU GUYS.

263
00:12:04,567 --> 00:12:06,900
DOES THIS MEAN
YOU WANT TO GO...

264
00:12:06,967 --> 00:12:09,067
Both:
JELLYFISHING?!

265
00:12:09,133 --> 00:12:10,267
NO!

266
00:12:10,333 --> 00:12:11,800
D'OH!

267
00:12:11,867 --> 00:12:13,500
WHO'S THE BARNACLEHEAD

268
00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:15,833
WHO INVENTED
THAT GAME, ANYWAY?

269
00:12:15,900 --> 00:12:18,967
Both:
YOU ARE, SQUIDWARD.

270
00:12:19,067 --> 00:12:20,800
( Patrick and SpongeBob
laughing )

271
00:12:20,867 --> 00:12:22,233
Squidward.
I'M GOING BACK.

272
00:12:36,833 --> 00:12:38,333
( whacks )

273
00:12:42,533 --> 00:12:43,467
( yells )

274
00:12:43,533 --> 00:12:44,433
KIAI!

275
00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:46,367
OH, SORRY, PINEAPPLE HOUSE.

276
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:49,167
I THOUGHT YOU WERE SOMEONE ELSE.

277
00:12:49,233 --> 00:12:51,333
AH! WHAT A GREAT DAY AT WORK.

278
00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:53,067
( clattering
nearby )

279
00:12:55,467 --> 00:12:57,100
YEAH!

280
00:12:58,433 --> 00:13:02,233
( footsteps quacking )

281
00:13:02,300 --> 00:13:03,300
( groaning )

282
00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:09,333
I KNOW YOU'RE BACK THERE, SANDY.

283
00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:12,767
AND I ALSO KNOW THAT
NOBODY CAN HIDE FROM SPONGE...

284
00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:14,500
BOB.

285
00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:22,133
I GOT YOU NOW!

286
00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:23,733
KIAI!

287
00:13:25,233 --> 00:13:28,633
WELL, I GUESS
THE COAST IS CLEAR.

288
00:13:28,700 --> 00:13:29,933
Yeah, shopping's weird.

289
00:13:30,067 --> 00:13:32,100
Did you ever go
into the seafood aisle

290
00:13:32,167 --> 00:13:33,900
and say, "Who eats this stuff?"

291
00:13:33,967 --> 00:13:34,967
( laughing )

292
00:13:35,067 --> 00:13:36,667
I LOVE THIS SHOW!

293
00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:37,700
ME, TOO.

294
00:13:37,767 --> 00:13:39,067
( screams )

295
00:13:39,067 --> 00:13:42,467
( karate yelling )

296
00:13:43,900 --> 00:13:45,133
UH, JUST A SECOND.

297
00:13:46,300 --> 00:13:48,067
SAFETY FIRST.

298
00:13:48,067 --> 00:13:50,567
AND NOW,
SPIN TECHNIQUE.

299
00:13:50,633 --> 00:13:52,367
( yelling )

300
00:13:52,433 --> 00:13:54,100
( yells )

301
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:57,500
DOUBLE OVERHAND
SQUIRREL KNOT.

302
00:13:57,567 --> 00:13:59,767
( bowling ball rumbling,
striking pins )

303
00:13:59,833 --> 00:14:02,800
I'M GOING TO GET YOU
TOMORROW, SPONGEBOB.

304
00:14:02,867 --> 00:14:04,433
THAT'LL BE THE DAY.

305
00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:09,400
WHOOP, WHOOP, WHOOP,
WHOOP, WHOOP, WHOOP...

306
00:14:09,467 --> 00:14:11,767
( humming to herself )

307
00:14:11,833 --> 00:14:13,133
( phone cuckooing )

308
00:14:14,933 --> 00:14:16,633
HELLO.

309
00:14:16,700 --> 00:14:18,400
KIAI! KIAI!

310
00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:24,700
NICE TRY, SPONGEBRAIN.

311
00:14:31,267 --> 00:14:32,400
( yells )

312
00:14:35,233 --> 00:14:37,900
HEY, SANDY,
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THE ONE

313
00:14:37,967 --> 00:14:40,433
ABOUT THE SQUIRREL
AND THE TIN CANS?

314
00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:41,967
UH, DON'T THINK SO.

315
00:14:42,067 --> 00:14:43,867
WELL, IT GOES LIKE THIS.

316
00:14:45,567 --> 00:14:46,867
OH, WAIT, I FORGOT
THE PUNCH LINE.

317
00:14:46,933 --> 00:14:47,933
( screeches )

318
00:14:48,067 --> 00:14:49,167
OH, YEAH.

319
00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:54,800
( laughing )

320
00:14:54,867 --> 00:14:56,833
THAT'S A GOOD ONE, ISN'T IT?

321
00:14:56,900 --> 00:14:59,533
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY.

322
00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:01,500
BEAUTIFUL SKY, BEAUTIFUL PLANTS.

323
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:03,500
HI, PLANTS.

324
00:15:03,567 --> 00:15:04,700
BEAUTIFUL...

325
00:15:04,767 --> 00:15:06,333
PILE OF CANS.

326
00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:07,667
MMM-MMM.

327
00:15:07,733 --> 00:15:10,800
SANDY, THAT IS YOUR
WORST DISGUISE YET.

328
00:15:10,867 --> 00:15:12,167
NO, IT'S NOT,
SPONGEBOB.

329
00:15:12,233 --> 00:15:14,200
THIS IS.

330
00:15:14,267 --> 00:15:15,867
NOW, PREPARE

331
00:15:15,933 --> 00:15:19,700
FOR A LONG,
MERCILESS WHOOPING.

332
00:15:20,733 --> 00:15:22,267
MMM, MMM.

333
00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:23,933
MY FAVORITE.

334
00:15:29,267 --> 00:15:31,700
( laughing evilly )

335
00:15:31,767 --> 00:15:34,867
BY THE POWERS OF NAUGHTINESS

336
00:15:34,933 --> 00:15:38,067
I COMMAND THIS PARTICULAR
DROP OF HOT SAUCE

337
00:15:38,133 --> 00:15:42,067
TO BE REALLY, REALLY HOT!

338
00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:44,933
THANDY, WAIT!

339
00:15:45,067 --> 00:15:46,300
VICTORY IS YOURTH.

340
00:15:46,367 --> 00:15:48,933
I KNEW YOU'D COME
TO YOUR SENSES, SPONGEBOB.

341
00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:01,167
WHOA!

342
00:16:01,233 --> 00:16:02,833
KIAI!

343
00:16:02,900 --> 00:16:04,733
CURSES...!

344
00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:07,633
Exasperated customer:
OH, WHAT IS GOING ON?!

345
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:08,833
WITH EXTRA CHEESE,
TO GO.

346
00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:10,867
THREE PATTIES,
FOUR LARGE OYSTER SKINS

347
00:16:10,933 --> 00:16:12,333
ON THE DOUBLE, SPONGEBOB.

348
00:16:13,567 --> 00:16:14,700
OH, YEAH.

349
00:16:14,767 --> 00:16:15,700
GOT YOU!

350
00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:16,767
SPONGEBOB...

351
00:16:18,267 --> 00:16:20,400
I'M GOING TO PRETEND
THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

352
00:16:20,467 --> 00:16:22,833
NOW, FILL THESE ORDERS
OR LEAVE, SPONGEBOB.

353
00:16:22,900 --> 00:16:26,100
WE'RE VERY BUSY TODAY.

354
00:16:26,167 --> 00:16:27,867
ORDER... OH!

355
00:16:27,933 --> 00:16:29,933
( fly buzzing )

356
00:16:30,067 --> 00:16:31,200
AH...

357
00:16:35,067 --> 00:16:36,900
SPONGEBOB, NOW,
ARE YOU GOING TO...

358
00:16:36,967 --> 00:16:38,333
Mr. Krabs:
OH, SQUIDWARD

359
00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:39,733
I WAS GOING
THROUGH SOME RECORDS

360
00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:41,100
BACK IN ME OFFICE,
AND... HUH?

361
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:43,233
SO, YOU GOT THE
HAIRPIECE AFTER ALL.

362
00:16:43,300 --> 00:16:45,233
( SpongeBob yelling )

363
00:16:45,300 --> 00:16:47,467
THOUGHT YOU COULD
SNEAK UP ON ME

364
00:16:47,533 --> 00:16:48,733
AT WORK, DID YOU?

365
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:49,800
WELL, YOU CAN'T

366
00:16:49,867 --> 00:16:51,633
BECAUSE
I'M FAST, I'M MEAN

367
00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:53,067
AND I CAN DO THIS.

368
00:16:54,867 --> 00:16:56,067
SSS!

369
00:16:58,133 --> 00:17:00,400
TOOK CARE OF HER,
YES, I DID.

370
00:17:00,467 --> 00:17:01,533
OH! AHOY, SIR.

371
00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:02,833
WHAT WAS THAT?

372
00:17:02,900 --> 00:17:05,833
BUT SIR,
SHE SNUCK UP ON ME.

373
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:08,933
IN MY OWN DOJO.

374
00:17:09,067 --> 00:17:11,967
ARE YOU ON SOME NEW
ALLERGY MEDICATION, BOY?

375
00:17:12,067 --> 00:17:14,400
NO, SIR, JUST PRACTICING
MY KARATE, SIR--

376
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:16,433
OR KARA-TAY, AS SOME CALL IT.

377
00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:17,867
"KARA-TAY"?

378
00:17:17,933 --> 00:17:20,267
YOU SHOULD BE MAKING ME
MONEY-AY

379
00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:22,067
WITH YOUR SPATU-LAY.

380
00:17:22,067 --> 00:17:23,600
NOW, GET BACK TO WORK.

381
00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:25,467
AY-AY, CAPITAY.

382
00:17:25,533 --> 00:17:27,067
NICE HAIRPIECE,
SQUIDWARD.

383
00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:33,233
SPONGEBOB, DID YOU GET
THOSE BATHROOMS MOPPED YET?

384
00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:34,733
YES, MA'AM... I MEAN SIR

385
00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:36,400
I MEAN BOSS,
I MEAN POOH-BAH.

386
00:17:36,467 --> 00:17:37,533
D'OH!

387
00:17:39,167 --> 00:17:40,367
( someone sneezes )

388
00:17:48,467 --> 00:17:49,600
HA!

389
00:17:53,700 --> 00:17:54,700
SANDY!

390
00:17:58,400 --> 00:17:59,367
NO MORE.

391
00:17:59,433 --> 00:18:01,067
BUT MR. KRABS...

392
00:18:01,133 --> 00:18:02,300
SHH!

393
00:18:02,367 --> 00:18:04,667
NO MORE OF THIS
KARATE STUFF, LAD

394
00:18:04,733 --> 00:18:06,700
OR YOU'RE FIRED.

395
00:18:09,067 --> 00:18:10,633
( in high voice ):
FIRED?

396
00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:13,100
NO MORE KARATE?

397
00:18:13,167 --> 00:18:15,100
HOW AM I GOING TO TELL SANDY?

398
00:18:15,167 --> 00:18:17,067
KI...AI!

399
00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:18,333
I CAN'T.

400
00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:20,400
MR. KRABS SAID I HAVE
TO GIVE UP KARATE.

401
00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:22,067
UH-HUH,
SURE, SPONGEBOB.

402
00:18:22,133 --> 00:18:25,933
NO, REALLY, SANDY, STOP.

403
00:18:26,067 --> 00:18:28,767
I'M NOT
FALLING FOR IT,
SPONGEBOB.

404
00:18:28,833 --> 00:18:29,833
NO, REALLY!

405
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:31,067
PLEASE STOP.

406
00:18:31,100 --> 00:18:32,667
WHAT THE...

407
00:18:32,733 --> 00:18:34,500
SPONGEBOB!

408
00:18:34,567 --> 00:18:35,500
( screams )

409
00:18:35,567 --> 00:18:36,900
MR. KRABS.

410
00:18:36,967 --> 00:18:39,967
WHAT DID I JUST GET THROUGH
TELLING YOU, LAD?

411
00:18:40,067 --> 00:18:41,700
BUT, I... SHE...

412
00:18:41,767 --> 00:18:44,967
SPONGEBOB, YOU'RE FIRED!

413
00:18:45,067 --> 00:18:45,600
HUH?

414
00:18:46,900 --> 00:18:47,633
FIRED?

415
00:18:50,633 --> 00:18:51,567
HEY?

416
00:18:51,633 --> 00:18:52,800
SPONGEBOB?

417
00:18:52,867 --> 00:18:56,467
( starts sobbing )

418
00:18:56,533 --> 00:19:00,767
( bawling )

419
00:19:00,833 --> 00:19:04,067
WAIT-- MR. KRABS,
IT'S NOT HIS FAULT.

420
00:19:04,067 --> 00:19:05,200
IT'S MINE.

421
00:19:05,267 --> 00:19:08,933
HE TRIED TO TELL ME,
BUT I WOULDN'T LISTEN.

422
00:19:14,333 --> 00:19:17,533
GIVE HIM ANOTHER
CHANCE... PLEASE?

423
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:20,900
HMM.

424
00:19:20,967 --> 00:19:22,267
ALL RIGHT, ME BOY.

425
00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:24,600
I'LL GIVE YOU A SECOND CHANCE.

426
00:19:24,667 --> 00:19:27,067
BUT NO MORE KARATE.

427
00:19:27,067 --> 00:19:29,800
IT'S POISONING
YOUR MIND.

428
00:19:29,867 --> 00:19:30,800
( sniffs )

429
00:19:30,867 --> 00:19:33,267
MMM, MAMMALS.

430
00:19:33,333 --> 00:19:35,933
AW, SHOOT, SPONGEBOB.

431
00:19:36,067 --> 00:19:38,533
I GUESS YOU
AIN'T FIBBING.

432
00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:40,900
( both sigh )

433
00:19:40,967 --> 00:19:44,067
AW... THAT GAME WAS
GETTING OLD, ANYWAY.

434
00:19:44,067 --> 00:19:45,500
IT'S NOT FUN ANYMORE.

435
00:19:45,567 --> 00:19:48,100
I MEAN, WHAT'S
SO FUN ABOUT... THIS?

436
00:19:49,700 --> 00:19:50,733
( laughing )

437
00:19:52,967 --> 00:19:54,067
NOTHING!

438
00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:56,067
NOTHING IS FUN
ABOUT THAT AT ALL.

439
00:19:56,100 --> 00:19:57,633
WE CAN FIND
SOMETHING TO DO

440
00:19:57,700 --> 00:19:59,700
THAT'S AT LEAST
NINE TIMES AS FUN.

441
00:19:59,767 --> 00:20:00,900
WE CAN?

442
00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:03,067
I MEAN... SURE WE CAN.

443
00:20:03,133 --> 00:20:04,533
YEAH!

444
00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:06,333
LIKE WE CAN, UH...

445
00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:08,267
WE CAN SQUEEZE THINGS.

446
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:11,533
( grunting and groaning )

447
00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:12,667
WHOO-HOO!

448
00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:13,967
HOW MUCH FUN WAS THAT?

449
00:20:14,033 --> 00:20:15,300
ALMOST SOME.

450
00:20:17,233 --> 00:20:18,000
I KNOW.

451
00:20:18,067 --> 00:20:19,900
WE CAN ACT LIKE PLANTS.

452
00:20:19,967 --> 00:20:22,500
PHOTOSYNTHESIS.

453
00:20:22,567 --> 00:20:24,667
PHOTOSYNTHESIS.

454
00:20:24,733 --> 00:20:26,367
WANT TO GO
TO THE PARK?

455
00:20:27,833 --> 00:20:30,200
KARATE
SURE IS DUMB.

456
00:20:30,267 --> 00:20:31,900
YEAH, YOU CAN
SAY THAT AGAIN.

457
00:20:31,967 --> 00:20:34,400
I FEEL DUMB JUST
THINKING ABOUT IT.

458
00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:37,033
DUH... I'M STUPID.

459
00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:39,167
I LIKE KARATE.

460
00:20:39,233 --> 00:20:40,167
DOY...

461
00:20:40,233 --> 00:20:41,533
YOU LIKE WHAT?

462
00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:43,133
NOT KARATE.

463
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,067
HA! I DON'T EVEN
KNOW WHAT THAT IS.

464
00:20:45,133 --> 00:20:46,733
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT ANYTHING IS.

465
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:48,033
IN FACT...

466
00:20:48,100 --> 00:20:49,033
Man:
KIAI!

467
00:20:49,100 --> 00:20:50,967
KIAI!

468
00:20:51,033 --> 00:20:53,633
( giggling )

469
00:20:53,700 --> 00:20:55,533
FOR A SECOND,
THAT SOUNDED LIKE...

470
00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:56,667
KARATE?

471
00:20:56,733 --> 00:20:57,733
RIGHT NOW?

472
00:20:57,800 --> 00:21:00,567
I MEAN... NO,
WHAT IS THIS KARATE?

473
00:21:00,633 --> 00:21:02,667
UH, WHAT DO YOU WANT
ON YOUR SANDWICH?

474
00:21:02,733 --> 00:21:03,533
KARATE.

475
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:04,533
WHAT DID YOU SAY?

476
00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:06,100
UH, MUSTARD--
MUSTARD.

477
00:21:06,167 --> 00:21:08,300
I WANT MUSTARD
ON MY SANDWICH.

478
00:21:08,367 --> 00:21:09,367
THERE WE GO.

479
00:21:11,133 --> 00:21:12,800
HOW MANY SLICES
OF BARNACLE LOAF DO YOU WANT?

480
00:21:12,867 --> 00:21:14,733
ONE... JUST ONE.

481
00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:16,800
ONE FOR YOU...

482
00:21:16,867 --> 00:21:18,133
HMM?

483
00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:20,500
AND ONE FOR ME!

484
00:21:23,067 --> 00:21:24,100
OH, UH...

485
00:21:24,167 --> 00:21:25,333
SPONGEBOB?

486
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:27,400
MAYBE JUST ONE MORE.

487
00:21:27,467 --> 00:21:28,800
I'M KIND OF HUNGRY.

488
00:21:28,867 --> 00:21:29,800
SURE THING, SANDY.

489
00:21:29,867 --> 00:21:31,533
SPONGEBOB?

490
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:32,733
DO YOU THINK, UM...

491
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:34,700
DO YOU THINK
I COULD CUT THIS ONE?

492
00:21:34,767 --> 00:21:36,333
UH, SURE.

493
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:37,333
THANKS.

494
00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:39,467
( yells )

495
00:21:39,533 --> 00:21:40,900
IS THAT ENOUGH?

496
00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:42,867
MAYBE JUST ONE MORE.

497
00:21:43,667 --> 00:21:44,433
OR TWO.

498
00:21:44,500 --> 00:21:45,167
OR THREE.

499
00:21:45,233 --> 00:21:45,900
OR TEN.

500
00:21:45,967 --> 00:21:47,067
TEN, YES, TEN!

501
00:21:47,067 --> 00:21:48,300
BECAUSE WE'RE REALLY HUNGRY.

502
00:21:48,367 --> 00:21:48,833
RIGHT!

503
00:21:48,900 --> 00:21:49,367
RIGHT!

504
00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:49,900
RIGHT!

505
00:21:49,967 --> 00:21:51,067
RIGHT!

506
00:21:52,067 --> 00:21:53,600
TIME FOR BUNS!

507
00:21:53,667 --> 00:21:54,900
( yelling )

508
00:21:54,967 --> 00:21:56,567
HOW ABOUT
SOME TOMATOES?

509
00:21:56,633 --> 00:21:57,867
AND I'LL
CUT THE CHEESE.

510
00:21:57,933 --> 00:22:00,433
( both yell )

511
00:22:02,167 --> 00:22:02,833
AND WHAT ELSE?

512
00:22:02,900 --> 00:22:03,733
MORE BUNS!

513
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:04,433
AND LETTUCE!

514
00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:05,867
YEAH!
YEAH!

515
00:22:05,933 --> 00:22:10,367
( chopping frantically )

516
00:22:10,433 --> 00:22:13,200
( panting )

517
00:22:13,267 --> 00:22:15,300
MAKING SANDWICHES SURE IS FUN.

518
00:22:15,367 --> 00:22:16,333
RIGHT, SANDY?

519
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:17,633
RIGHT?

520
00:22:17,700 --> 00:22:20,067
I GUESS I'LL EAT ONE NOW.

521
00:22:24,067 --> 00:22:26,067
YOU'RE MINCEMEAT.

522
00:22:26,133 --> 00:22:29,267
IN YOUR DREAMS!

523
00:22:29,333 --> 00:22:32,667
( both yelling and shouting )

524
00:22:36,133 --> 00:22:37,867
HUH? WHAT THE BARNACLE...?

525
00:22:41,767 --> 00:22:44,600
DO YOU THINK
MR. KRABS EVER DOES KARATE?

526
00:22:44,667 --> 00:22:45,467
( clears his throat )

527
00:22:45,533 --> 00:22:46,467
( screams )

528
00:22:46,533 --> 00:22:47,967
MR. KRABS!

529
00:22:48,067 --> 00:22:51,267
UH, HEY, MR. KRABS,
HOW'S IT GOING?

530
00:22:51,333 --> 00:22:52,367
NICE DAY, HUH?

531
00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:58,067
OH, ALL RIGHT, MR. KRABS,
YOU CAUGHT ME.

532
00:22:58,067 --> 00:22:59,133
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

533
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:00,800
I JUST CAN'T HELP MYSELF.

534
00:23:00,867 --> 00:23:03,100
YOU'RE JUST GOING
TO HAVE TO FIRE ME.

535
00:23:03,167 --> 00:23:04,367
FIRE YOU?

536
00:23:04,433 --> 00:23:07,367
I GOT SOMETHING ELSE IN MIND.

537
00:23:08,467 --> 00:23:09,867
( fast chopping inside )

538
00:23:09,933 --> 00:23:11,733
( crowd cheering )

539
00:23:12,733 --> 00:23:14,633
( chopping continues )

540
00:23:14,700 --> 00:23:16,800
( crowd cheering )

541
00:23:16,867 --> 00:23:18,633
I LOVE KARATE!

542
00:23:18,700 --> 00:23:20,400
I LOVE KARA-TAY!

543
00:23:20,467 --> 00:23:22,400
I LOVE MONEY-AY!

544
00:23:22,467 --> 00:23:24,867
I HATE ALL OF YOU.

545
00:23:26,567 --> 00:23:30,933
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U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

546
00:23:31,067 --> 00:23:33,367
and NICKELODEON]

547
00:24:02,933 --> 00:24:07,067
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The Caption Center
WGBH Educational Foundation]